I hate it when people say they have a secret and don't intend to tell you anyway.

I hate it when people tell you they have a secret that they never intend to tell you.

I don't only hate it I find it downright stupid. It's as stupid as a kid who wants to play silent treatment and says, "I'm not talking to you." If you mean to not talk to someone, then you don't talk to them. It's as moronic as saying, "I'm ignoring you."

Tip, if you wanna keep a secret you keep its existence a secret. You don't announce its presence. The best way to keep a secret is to keep your trap shut in the first place.